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"Say, what are you looking at?  I was a Superman, but looks are deceiving." -- Scott Weiland

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"If a Jew can live in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, there's no reason he can't live in the original Bethlehem." -- Menachem Begin

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"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." -- Bill Cosby

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"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time." -- Steven Wright

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"Play every game as if it is your last one." -- Guy Lafleur

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"To the Bolsheviks in the media, the only good Jew is a victimized Jew." -- Michael Savage

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"Men who do things without being told draw the most wages." -- Rodney Dangerfield